A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Love of mine
Some day you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark
these are the billboard signs I’d like to see while driving instead of Viagra or some shit
First Date // Blink 182 [video credit]
Some fantastically frightening halloween masks. They are the first results to show up when you google image “scariest halloween masks”